The Top Ten Reasons you've been watching Stargate SG-1 too long

Okay, so I realize that this will only make sense to SG-1 fans, but I think it's funny anyway...

1. When Carter starts to make sense.

2. When you start to consider T'ealc comic relief.
3. When O'neil starts to make sense.
4. When everything around you, even random children TV shows, somehow relates back to Stargate.
5.When you honestly start to wonder: "What IS under Cheyenne Mountain?".
6.When the answer to every other question you're asked is "magnets".
7. When you can't watch a sci-fi movie without saying-"Hey! That's an Asgard!".
8.When you expect the doctor to die in all TV shows.
9.When you seriously consider being a Prior for Halloween.
10. When you make up a list entitled- " The Top Ten Reasons you've been watching Stargate SG-1 too long."