The art of loosing every pen I've ever owned

I was just on facebook, and one of my friends had the status of having just finished her first tube of chapstick ever. I admit that I have a tendancy to lose chapstick before I've even had a chance to use it a week. I can't even imagine how long it would take to use up a whole tube. I'm a bit fickle about my chapstick use anyway. I prefer lipgloss myself, although I still can't manage to keep track of a tube of lipgloss any better than I can a tube of chapstick. Which brings me to the awful truth that I am also an incurable loser of pens and pencils. It's true. I don't know where they go, but until I find them all someday stashed in some obscure corner of the universe my theory is that the culprit was most definitely the Gunnybag...