The art of loosing every pen I've ever owned

I was just on facebook, and one of my friends had the status of having just finished her first tube of chapstick ever. I admit that I have a tendancy to lose chapstick before I've even had a chance to use it a week. I can't even imagine how long it would take to use up a whole tube. I'm a bit fickle about my chapstick use anyway. I prefer lipgloss myself, although I still can't manage to keep track of a tube of lipgloss any better than I can a tube of chapstick. Which brings me to the awful truth that I am also an incurable loser of pens and pencils. It's true. I don't know where they go, but until I find them all someday stashed in some obscure corner of the universe my theory is that the culprit was most definitely the Gunnybag...

The Top Ten Reasons you've been watching Stargate SG-1 too long

Okay, so I realize that this will only make sense to SG-1 fans, but I think it's funny anyway...

1. When Carter starts to make sense.

2. When you start to consider T'ealc comic relief.
3. When O'neil starts to make sense.
4. When everything around you, even random children TV shows, somehow relates back to Stargate.
5.When you honestly start to wonder: "What IS under Cheyenne Mountain?".
6.When the answer to every other question you're asked is "magnets".
7. When you can't watch a sci-fi movie without saying-"Hey! That's an Asgard!".
8.When you expect the doctor to die in all TV shows.
9.When you seriously consider being a Prior for Halloween.
10. When you make up a list entitled- " The Top Ten Reasons you've been watching Stargate SG-1 too long."