Saturday, February 28, 2009

Throwing Rocks at Boys

My sister once told me of a book that she read with her boyfriend called "Boys are Stupid; We Should Throw Rocks at Them." I don't know if I was more amuzed by the title or by the fact that she read it with her boyfriend (who is now her husband). Nothing against all the boys out there personally, but this has become one of my new mottos especially when I feel like I'm melting into the woodwork. When guys aren't noticing how amazing I picture myself to be, then I just think..."Guys are stupid...I should throw rocks at them." Of course then I feel kind of bad...because not all guys are stupid. And there are definitely a fare amount of stupid girls in this World. But,there are also amazing people in this World. However, just for a moment I allow myself to indulge in my bitterness over boys. Then that moment passes and I go on with my daily life...with a very vivid image in my head of a rock smacking a boy in his shin for sheer stupidity.
PS. To those of you who continue to take me seriously, I really think that by now you should have realized that half of what I say, I don't mean. And half of what I really mean, can be found somewhere behind what I say even if it's within a statement I don't mean. Wait.....I think I confused myself...I'll have to think about it.

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